Thursday, Thursday, Thursday

Boom Time Ladies and Gentlemen,

After a long day of LAW (10 hours of class to be exact, shoot me in the face), The Law's Law's brain is still firing on all cylinders. The only choice was to post something on le blog.

Tomorrow is a day of epic opportunities: The Halloween Bar Review. Now, people still do not understand what a Bar Review is. It is NOT when law students go and study for the bar. I gently told a certain associate of The Law's Law the other week to buy me a bottle of Kettle One for the Bar Review and was abruptly asked, "Excuse me, that is not how one studies for the Bar." People, a Bar Review is when law students go and "review a bar." What is really fun about bar reviews to The Law's Law is that law students 1) get drunk off one drink and then go wild and 2) every person there thinks they are a perfect 10 when in all honestly at USC they would be lucky to garner a 2 from The Law's Law.

In either case, the review is at one of the old stomping grounds for The Law's Law. The previous time I attended this venue was mid-July. I favor the middle open air bar because Madame Bartendress and The Law's Law could not stand all of the Hollyweirds (thanks to Sir Phd for the nomenclature inspiration) there and decided to drink lots of varieties of alcoholic beverages (The Law's Law could not summon her name but hopefully I remember by tomorrow).

With the impending Halloweekend coming up, The Law's Law would like to invite everyone to give one big adios to Rocktober and a loud Hello to the holiday season. As sad as The Law's Law gets to saying goodbye to Rocktober (almost as sad as Sir Creature gets when he sees worms or snails), November will be joyous as Sir Big Ball Pete never loses.

Expect a pre-Rocktober / post-lame (rad) Bar Review post Friday.

All's well that ends well,

The Law's Law

P.S. Stay Classy.