Home Weekend

After some ridiculous weekends out of town The Law's Law is excited that he does not have to jump on a plane and actually gets to spend a Thursday in the City of Angels. I am in my dead boring class right now "Remedies: Damages, Equity, and Restitution." For the Chicago bus-mates, this would be the class I listen to Party in the U.S.A. while playing Scrabble, while watching Postseason.TV, and now while blogging.

Un-real weekend in Chicago. Could not believe the amount of people that 1) said it was warm (it was freezing) and 2) showed up. Millions upon millions of 6-man miracles. I was also really impressed by the amount stories involving Boats. One involved Thursday night at Mother's where 4 of us got super excited that "I'm on a Boat" came on (what bar plays that song, seriously) and had such ridiculous moves on the D-Floor that we literally scared 20 people off it and had pictures taken of us. Not surprising for celebrities I guess. My other favorite boat story involved our Friday Boat Cruise where the Cash Bar-tender was shocked that Sir Large One and myself bought vodka shots mid-day (I mean come on, we were in the middle of a river freezing, it's a natural way to get warm). After tipping he told us that we were brought up well and to please thank our parents for bringing us into the world. That would be the first (and only time probably) that anyone has said this to him and I. Needless to say we were pumped.

Saturday was unreal (even though I hate the refs more than anyone I know). Favorite story from there were the rest stop urinals all overflowing at once (4 total) and Sir Rank Amateur slipped and fell straight into the "waterfalls" (although I was not so pumped when he laid on my hotel bed upon return from South Bend in his pee infested jacket, lame).

Chicago trip ended as it only could for The Law's Law with it taking an hour to get to the airport (budgeted only 30). Literally got to the airport with 20 minutes to flight time. The shuttle guy forgot his credit card machine so a couple from La Canada lent me 20 dollars (clearly I had no cash from Saturday and had to give them a check). I was so late I could not even use the automated check-in, had to go to the counter and have myself escorted to the plane. Made it with 2 minutes til flight time (ask Sir ATO about how everyone in the priority line let me pass, it was pretty amazing). Another funny Sunday story was that The Law's Law and Sir Zeth went to be tourists Sunday morning and asked a random public bus driver on his break where Milennium Park was. Instead of just telling us he told us to hop on his ride and took us directly there (basically turning a public bus into his own bus, so random). He then went on a rant about how he doesn't believe in Global Warming.

Blue Ribbon Award of the week goes to Sir Master and Sno-mander. Instead of being a normal human being and coming to dinner with us on Friday night, this child decided to drink by himself at Mother's for 3 hours and got kicked out 3 separate times. According to Sir Darkness the bouncer said that he tried to rush the door to try to get back in. Unreal.

Hope everyone makes it a great week and here's to the Dodgers ACTUALLY showing up for tonight's game.

The Law's Law

P.S. Sir Hans, your father is a champ for coming on the bus with us.

P.P.S. I expect the blogs to be firing it up tonight...let's go domhatesanimals.blogspot.com