Le Booms,
As The Law's Law sits here sipping on some Bordeaux hammering out a paper summarizing the statutory implications of the WGA MBA (Writer's Guild of America's Minimum Basic Agreement) on Residuals (compensation writers get for TV syndication, radio, etc. etc. etc.) while watching 24/7 Pacquiao v. Cotto on HBO, I got FIRED UP.
I just found out via email that Homecoming is scheduled for 12:30p. Now, I do not know how rank amateurs work, but this is upsetting, unconscionable (second time I have used that word in 3 weeks), and just absolutely embarassing, Homecoming is a time for fun, not for people to wake up early and get their how-do-you-do's and "How about that Particle Accelerator in Geneva" in.
Homecoming is where The Law's Law sat in the back of a pickup truck Frosh year en route to The Quad while taking a keg stand. Homecoming is where Sir Sno-mander did not make it to the game because he was busy getting taken back home to 28th street. Homecoming is where people streak through Leavy Library and the people actually studying wonder why there are so many "different" people present. Homecoming is where Trojan Grounds gets bought out of Gatorade because the tent ran out of stuff to mix Popov with so we used the Associates' Trojan Plans to clean out the place.
Bottom line is...Homecoming is something you do not take away from The Law's Law. Therefore, Your's Truly will be there at 6am, having fun.
Join me for the Referendum.
First, let's Beat the Sun Devils
Fired Up,
The Law's Law
P.S. Today in the Law a professor cited the answer to a question as, "Sometimes the best Justice is served by flipping a coin." I responded, "So it is like picking Black or Red on Roulette?" His response, "Yep, I can always count on you for a gambling reference to the Law." Sweet.
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