Tis the Season to...
Be The Law's Law,
Fa La La LA LA
La La La, Lame,
As this one starts to look back on the gloorious year called two thousand and nine, it makes him think about all of the wonderful things that have happened. From The Rose Bowl to Tonga to B2B to Tonga, From Seas to Shining Jerks, To Doing Big Things Around Alcatraz to Doing Big Things at Perry's in SF on a Sunday morning, To Twin Palms and Barneys to The House of Lords, To C-Biscuit doing it big to Le Large being a whale, I put my stamp on this world and say...hey, we did (not) reduce our carbon foot print(s).
But enough of reflecting, let's talk about what The Law's Law likes to talk about most, Action and The Future!
Therefore, let us give cheers to:
1) The Arizona game. I was in Newps the other week and the people above us literally thought they had a chance at the game they clearly lost. Pish Posh Cats. Can't wait for you to come to Troy!
2) Sir Bark, You La Viva-ed it like no other. I do not understand what Neuheisel was doing. One shalt not cross Sir Pete. Does Neuheisel not read my blog?! What an idiot. He should be burned at the stake like Fat Charlie. I actually bet that "coach" had a bet on the game (take that ya jerk!).
3) Let's talk about some Woods eh? The darkness finally came out.
4) Shall this blog be a true social commentary?
5) Maybe everyone should start their own blogs and sound off. It is literally my favorite thing to do in life.
6) Finals are terrible.
7) Trying to get to 10 on this "god awful" countdown is terrible.
8) Let's talk about them Dodgers.
9) I want to go to sleep, notice the posting time.
10) Okay need to go big for this one. Let talk about, hmm...National Security...
Just kidding do not want to get on a rant about that. That would only get me really fired up and start quoting all of the Generals and FoxNews.
So in The Law's Law's fashion, I bid you all good night and a great Wednesday.
Your Truly,
The Law's Law
P.S. Currently writing The Next Great American Novel to be named at a later point. Top 3 titles are: "Viva," "Boom," and "Viva La Boom." Titles were not my s-t-y-l-e. Coming to a store near you in 2010 (or 2012). Viva!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Eloquence
Men and Women of the Trojan Cloth,
It being USC v. UCLA week, I must remind everyone of a little eloquent quote by "cha boy" Lendale White:
The Law's Law
P.S. Thanksgiving Post coming Soon
It being USC v. UCLA week, I must remind everyone of a little eloquent quote by "cha boy" Lendale White:
"UCLA sucks. It’s the worst school you could ever go to if you were a football player. You got to make your choice. If you want to get dominated by your crosstown rival, where they can come on your campus and take your girlfriends and stuff, then you make that decision. If Maurice Jones-Drew is listening to this somewhere ... your team sucks." -- LenDale White
#21,The Law's Law
P.S. Thanksgiving Post coming Soon
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Buying a Whole Bar Drinks
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Admittedly, The Law's Law has hit a writer's block this past week. After a little siesta and a little trip to Newport the writer's block is over. This is due to the fact that The Law's Law was inspired to write about a little thing called: Buying a Whole Bar Drinks.
Now admittedly the writer's block was broken due to a BBM from Sir Darkness saying that a dude just bought all of Shellback a Bud Heavy. For the 70 people at Shellback tonight, I am ecstatic that you witnessed one of the finest things that a man can do.
Now many of you do not know the history behind this.
Once upon a time in Brussels, Belgium, The Law's Law was on a vacation in Europe and went to a random bar. Now the first night was rather calm, Sir Zeth tipped over a mini motorcycle but that is just a normal thing that happens in the life of people that are cool. We went back the next night to an AC Milan v. Liverpool match (I think, correct me if I am wrong) and AC Milan ended up winning to the tune of many drinks. Instead of being a normal person this guy decided to buy the whole bar a shot of Jack (USA) and a beer. Boom. This would also be the Brussels trip that the Mayor of some random town in Swiss country introduced us to Snuff. Best time ever.
Now today a certain person bought the whole bar a Bud Heavy at Shell. This is Bro King status. I do not who you are, but anytime a person buys a whole bar drinks it gains my respect. It not only says "Hey I like to have a great time", but it also says, "Hey, get on my level."
Buying a whole bar drinks is very related to having a bar / restaurant serve after closing time. The Law's Law experienced that this weekend in the Newps. Bar was closed and I said no you are not. Viva La 20 bucks and Viva La Beers. Done and Done (Woody's on the Dock, was a pretty sweet bar actually).
Thanksgiving is going to be amazing. I will speak about a thing I call Le Thanksgiving Grenades in another post.
Beat The Bruins,
The Law's Law
P.S. Oh Manningham!
Admittedly, The Law's Law has hit a writer's block this past week. After a little siesta and a little trip to Newport the writer's block is over. This is due to the fact that The Law's Law was inspired to write about a little thing called: Buying a Whole Bar Drinks.
Now admittedly the writer's block was broken due to a BBM from Sir Darkness saying that a dude just bought all of Shellback a Bud Heavy. For the 70 people at Shellback tonight, I am ecstatic that you witnessed one of the finest things that a man can do.
Now many of you do not know the history behind this.
Once upon a time in Brussels, Belgium, The Law's Law was on a vacation in Europe and went to a random bar. Now the first night was rather calm, Sir Zeth tipped over a mini motorcycle but that is just a normal thing that happens in the life of people that are cool. We went back the next night to an AC Milan v. Liverpool match (I think, correct me if I am wrong) and AC Milan ended up winning to the tune of many drinks. Instead of being a normal person this guy decided to buy the whole bar a shot of Jack (USA) and a beer. Boom. This would also be the Brussels trip that the Mayor of some random town in Swiss country introduced us to Snuff. Best time ever.
Now today a certain person bought the whole bar a Bud Heavy at Shell. This is Bro King status. I do not who you are, but anytime a person buys a whole bar drinks it gains my respect. It not only says "Hey I like to have a great time", but it also says, "Hey, get on my level."
Buying a whole bar drinks is very related to having a bar / restaurant serve after closing time. The Law's Law experienced that this weekend in the Newps. Bar was closed and I said no you are not. Viva La 20 bucks and Viva La Beers. Done and Done (Woody's on the Dock, was a pretty sweet bar actually).
Thanksgiving is going to be amazing. I will speak about a thing I call Le Thanksgiving Grenades in another post.
Beat The Bruins,
The Law's Law
P.S. Oh Manningham!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
WGA, DGA, SAG
Ladies and Gentlemen,
After going to all of the Guilds today...
The Law's Law wants to go on a rant. Not a a long one, but a pithy one: Viva La Boom.
Party in the USC,
The Law's Law
P.S. CaboOOHHHHH
P.P.S. It
P.P.P.S. Get some Chelsea Hightower.
After going to all of the Guilds today...
The Law's Law wants to go on a rant. Not a a long one, but a pithy one: Viva La Boom.
Party in the USC,
The Law's Law
P.S. CaboOOHHHHH
P.P.S. It
P.P.P.S. Get some Chelsea Hightower.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Post Thanksgiving Finals Quote
Howdy,
As many of you know, The Law's Law does happen to be in law school.
Law School has brutal finals. Not nearly as brutal as Sir Phd's Finals, but they are difficult.
A quote to live by came on tonight whilst I was watching 24/7. It is quite pithy to life in general:
"They measure a boxing match by how many rounds it goes, just as they measure a man's life by how many years he lives. But in both cases, of course, those measurements tell only part of the story. Far more interesting is a closer examination of the small handful of moments that really matter. Amid the infinite beats of time, there are instances that change everything for someone. Split seconds, that serve as lasting barriers between before, and after. In these flashes, years of mastery can be callously obliterated. The fates of millions can be at once senselessly devastated. […] They strive for lasting legacies, ultimately earned on impulse. They train for months on end, to prepare for battles that can be decided by a single blow. They enter the ring searching for victory, times’ secret collection of vicious beats." -24/7
Boomage,
The Law's Law
P.S. Sweet.
P.P.S. Chelsea Hightower.
As many of you know, The Law's Law does happen to be in law school.
Law School has brutal finals. Not nearly as brutal as Sir Phd's Finals, but they are difficult.
A quote to live by came on tonight whilst I was watching 24/7. It is quite pithy to life in general:
"They measure a boxing match by how many rounds it goes, just as they measure a man's life by how many years he lives. But in both cases, of course, those measurements tell only part of the story. Far more interesting is a closer examination of the small handful of moments that really matter. Amid the infinite beats of time, there are instances that change everything for someone. Split seconds, that serve as lasting barriers between before, and after. In these flashes, years of mastery can be callously obliterated. The fates of millions can be at once senselessly devastated. […] They strive for lasting legacies, ultimately earned on impulse. They train for months on end, to prepare for battles that can be decided by a single blow. They enter the ring searching for victory, times’ secret collection of vicious beats." -24/7
Boomage,
The Law's Law
P.S. Sweet.
P.P.S. Chelsea Hightower.
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